"They've broken my striker," moaned Megson. "Before he went to 'Coventry' he was a quality goalscorer with razor-sharp reflexes and a keen eye for a half chance.
"Now he's rubbish.
"The only logical explanation is that the real Lee Hughes was abducted by extra terrestrials and replaced by an alien lookalike.
"When I think of the sordid experiments Hughesy is probably going through on a flying saucer at this very moment, I come over all funny."
Row Z 
