"So they kicked us out - how corrupt is that? Surely all teams should be allowed to finish on the same points?
"Not only that they sent these spies in little black uniforms to make sure we couldn't play the way we wanted.
"Now they have gone one step further and told us we are now being let back in this division after they relegated us.
"They must think I was born bloody yesterday. Which I wasn't - and if they tell you I was then I will expose them, because I know where my birth certificate is buster, right behind the biscuit barrel!
"Well it was - they have probably read this and sent someone in a black mask through my kitchen window to steal it."
Row Z 
