Jes, we are bananas

Dec 16 2004

Atletico Madrid today completed the signing of Blues 'winger' Jesper Gronkjaer. They paid £1.4 million for him. No, that's not a misprint. One. Point. Four. Million. Pounds. If a club can afford to spend that kind of cash on Jesper Gronkjaer, what else have they been wasti-sorry, spending, their money on? Row Z hazards a guess... - Gold-plated mudflaps for all club cars; - Caviar-flavoured toothpaste; Story continues ADVERTISEMENT - A full-size recreation of the Millennium Dome in the club car park; - Fifty peseta notes instead of toilet roll in all bathrooms; - A bouncy castle filled with champagne instead of air; - Diamond-tipped studs for all boots; - A house that flies; - All stewards to undergo three-year-training programme at the Savoy; - Team limosines instead of a team bus; - Bosko Balaban

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