Meggo says: "Frank has some obvious advantages; a solid knowledge of the club and its traditions, a great football brain and a first-class moustache. A good candidate."
Frank Butcher
Meggo says: "Strengths: minicabs, scotch, stuffing £10 notes down the cleavage's of bosomy barmaids and telling them to "treat themselves to something nice. Good under pressure, doesn't stand for anyone being a bit 'naughty' with him. An enforcer.
"Weaknesses: Fictional character."
Frankie goes to Hollywood
Meggo says: "To my mind they are, if you'll pardon the pun, unsung heroes.
"I often use their lyrics to exlain my coaching theories. For example, if a full-back is chasing the ball and leaving gaps for opposition wingers to exploit, I may well say to him;
'Relax! Don't do it When you want to go to it Relax! Don't do it When you want to come'
"Sometimes I'll dispense this advise wearing a black vest and leather chaps. Sometimes not. It's very much a mood thing."
Frank advice on sexual disease
Meggo says: "I've no reason to doubt the health of any of my players but when you're working with a group of young lads, you never know when it might come in handy."
